| Person: | Hi I'm Christian. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Jewish. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Muslim. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Wiccan. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm atheist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Buddhist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Hindu. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are. |
| Me: | Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey. |
